Thursday, July 30, 2009

Windows 7: Won't Punch You In The Face

Top Reasons for a PC Gamer to Get Windows 7
The top third-party games, services, and international versions of games have been tested in Windows 7, so you should not worry about Windows 7 breaking your games. Feel free to move to Windows 7 because whatever you're playing now should work fabulously in Windows 7.
I literally lold at this. Microsoft have 7 reasons why gamers need to give them more money.

One: If you give us more money, we won't break all your games!

Two: A new feature which helps you find games you JUST DOWNLOADED in case you're a fucking retard with a 2 second memory span.

Three, "Games Explorer" will tell you when patches are available, except this will only work with certain games, which is something that happens ALREADY with games for windows live (which is a piece of shit).

Four: Directx 11! Hey isn't this like what they did with Vista, lied to everyone and said it only works on Vista, except gamers just cracked it to work on XP. Oh, yes it is.

Five: "An increasing number of gamers are using multitouch devices". No... no microsoft, they're really not actually.

Six: Built in games! Windows 7 will include the same built in games that every version of windows since 3.11 for fucking workgroups had! BONUS

Seven: Oh I thought there was 7 but there's only 6. 7 Would have been better what with it being Windows 7 and all.

Anyway, I enjoyed that.

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