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Oh my god! Someone clicked on the advert! Google informs me I'm the proud recipient of 0.06 American Dollars. By my calculations I should be a millionaire by.... 5007.

Last time I tried this I made a grand total of $30 in a year (which I wasn't gonna complain about), but taking it to the bank I realised they charge you £10 to cash something in a foreign currency, so $30 = £15, - £10 = £5. Wow.

Do me proud this year readers :). I'm gonna go put my rubbish out for the HelpMate collectors.