Fuck You John McCain

Someone working for McCains campaign decided yesterday they would write a really clever and inciteful blog post, and use the intensely cliched method of ripping people who play dungeons and dragons and painting them as wierdos who all live in their parents basements. I don't even play D&D but I know people who do. Here's an idea for a new scenario, you can try this at home.

You are in a dark alley. The wind blows softly. An old guy stumbles past and bumps into you, what do you do?

"KICK HIS FACE IN!"

You rolled 100 million. It's a critical hit! The old man who you now recognise as John McCain falls to the ground in a bloody mess. You step back, victorious. Barack Obama becomes president of the USA, you've won the game.