I'm Lost

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Healey salsas out of 'Strictly'

Rugby star Austin Healey has failed to make the semi-final of Strictly Come Dancing after losing out in the dance-off to TV presenter Lisa Snowdon.

I'm sorry, I just read this and realised I'm obviously in some kind of crazy alternate dimension where rugby players and tv presenters engage in "dance offs".

How do I get home?